1、大爆炸过时乐 ，今年流行小光头
1. The Big Bang is out of fashion. This year, small bald head is popular
2、人生自古谁无死，早死晚死都得死
2. Since ancient times, whoever dies early or late must die
3、都说劳动最光荣，可最光荣的却个个家徒四壁!都说不劳动可耻，可哪个可耻的没有汽车洋房英镑法郎?劳动节到了，愿我们这些劳动者能得片刻快乐!
3. It is said that labor is the most glorious, but the most glorious are all in vain! It is said that it is shameful not to work, but which shameful one has no car, house, pound and Franc? When labor day comes, may we workers have a moment of happiness!
4、你傻吗你以为没他你会死吗谁缺了谁都会活得好好的你给我记清楚
4. Are you stupid? Do you think you're going to die without him? Anyone who's missing will live a good life. You make it clear to me
5、你有的我不嫉妒,我有的你别羡慕
5. I don't envy what you have. Don't envy what I have
6、舒展的眉头，快乐的心头，悠闲的大头，忙碌的小头，健康的里头，潇洒的外头，阔卓的手头，挡不住的来头!五一节快乐
6. Stretch brow, happy heart, leisurely big head, busy small head, healthy inside, smart outside, Kuo Zhuo's hand, unstoppable future! Happy May Day
7、宝贝儿，请弄好你的裙子,盖好你的大腿，拉好你的领子,姐的男人你特么少动 。
7. Honey, please make your skirt, cover your thighs, and pull your collar. I don't want you to move too much.
8、~醉卧情场妹莫笑~情场无敌都传说~古来英雄几人回~全军败在秀裙下~！
8. ~ don't laugh at the drunken love field sister ~ it's said that the love field is invincible ~ the heroes of ancient times returned ~ the whole army lost in the show ~!
9、写一份报告需要一天，换来老板的赞赏；煲一锅汤需要几小时，给家人带来一份温馨；送一份祝福只需简单一句话，收获一辈子的友情；预祝五一快乐！
9. It takes a day to write a report, in exchange for the boss's appreciation; it takes hours to cook a pot of soup, bringing warmth to the family; it takes only a simple sentence to send a blessing, to harvest a lifetime of friendship; wish may day happy!
10、笨蛋，我哪天都想跟你在一起胡闹。 白痴，我哪天都想跟你在一起傻笑。
10. Fool, I want to play with you any day. Idiot, I want to giggle with you any day.
11、鲜花献给辛勤的劳动人民。
11. Flowers for the hard-working people.
12、劳动节到来之际我特地为一向以：吃饭打冲锋，干活多磨蹭；整天睡大觉，房间从不扫；上班老迟到，下班提前走，的你颁发：最懒惰劳模奖以资鼓励。预祝五一快乐！
12. When labor day comes, I give you the award of the most lazy model worker to encourage you: eat, fight, work, sleep all day, never sweep the room; always late for work, leave early after work. Happy May Day!
13、你以为我会眼睁睁的看你去送死吗？ 我会闭上眼睛的。
13. Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes.
14、据说，潭是太阳与亮相爱却始终错过的眼泪。
14. It is said that the pool is the tears that the sun and Liang love but miss all the time.
15、亲爱的，你日夜操劳家务终于令我感到过意不去，为了今后能够继续心安理得地享受你的服务，只好忍痛决定:这个假期任你处置。
15. Dear, I feel sorry for your housework day and night. In order to continue to enjoy your service in the future, I have to bear the pain and decide to leave this holiday to you.