1、祝我的心情永远像星期五的下午。
1. I wish my mood will always be like Friday afternoon.
2、这笔钱，我爸靠它养老，我妈靠它社保，我儿靠它高考，全家靠它温饱，如果它丢了，我爸不能养老，我妈不能社保，我儿不能高考，全家不能温饱，我还得像牛一样，贪黑起早，拖拉快跑，吃的是奶，挤的是草啊。
2. This money, my father depends on it to provide for the aged, my mother depends on it for social security, my son depends on it for college entrance examination, and the whole family depends on it for food and clothing. If it is lost, my father can't provide for the aged, my mother can't provide for social security, my son can't take the college entrance examination, and the whole family can't provide for food and clothing. I have to be like a cow. I have to get up early in the dark, drag and run, eat milk, and squeeze grass.
3、我希望倒计时零点的时候，美猴王大喊一声俺老孙来也。 二、有些人，我们叫着亲爱的，却并不喜欢；有些人，我们骂着傻逼，却是真的爱着。 三、请一定要有自信。你就是一道风景，没必要在别人风景里面仰视。 四、不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。 五、时...
3. I hope when the countdown time is zero, Monkey King yells my grandson to come. 2、 Some people, we call dear, but do not like; some people, we scold stupid, but really love. 3、 Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscape. 4、 No matter what goal you pursue, you should persevere. Five, when...
4、喂，敢不敢做我儿子他爹喂，敢不敢做我儿子他娘
4. Hello, dare to be my son, his father, dare to be my son, his mother
5、那些说长得漂亮不重要的男人，说这句话时的断句其实是：长得漂亮、不重，要。
5. Those men who say it doesn't matter how beautiful they look are actually saying that they should be beautiful and not heavy.
6、我藏身于名叫思念的巢穴中咬牙前进 二、从小个人青梅竹马，我一直喜欢其中一个好多年了。我以为长大后会像电视剧里发展一样他俩追我一个。万万没想到。他俩现在准备去国外结婚。 三、我并不想做个征战四方的女流氓 可是你们谁也没把我当成个小姑娘。 四...
6. I've been hiding in a nest called missing. I've been a childhood sweetheart for many years. I thought that when I grow up, they will chase me like they did in TV series. absolutely unexpected. They are going abroad to get married now. 3、 I don't want to be a hooligan fighting in all directions, but none of you treat me as a little girl. Four...
7、所谓的低调就是不露痕迹的高调。
7. The so-called low-key is the high-key without any trace.
8、信任是这个世界上最容易失去的东西，也是最难挽回的东西。
8. Trust is the most easy thing to lose and the most difficult thing to retrieve in the world.
9、我要的是那种赶不走特霸道喜欢粘着我的贱人
9. What I want is the kind of bitch who likes to stick to me
10、我的圣诞愿望是：学校塌了，老师疯了，作业是别人的，你是我的。
10. My Christmas wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework is someone else's, you are mine.
11、我不能被现实打败，因为我还有很牛逼的梦想。
11. I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have a dream.
12、老师，不好说学生笨。如果咱们都会的话，要你干嘛！
12. Teacher, it's hard to say that students are stupid. If we all can, what do you want!
13、世界上难以自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。
13. In addition to the teeth, there is also love.
14、圣诞爷爷，我想您满足我一个小小的要求：让数学在世界上消失!
14、 Grandpa Christmas, I want you to meet my small requirements: let mathematics disappear in the world!
15、上课时说话,老师总会说不想上就出去,可谁敢。
15. When talking in class, the teacher always says to go out if he doesn't want to go, but who dares.
16、CZ;我宁可要骑着猪的王子，也不好骑着白马的王子猪。
16. CZ: I would rather have a prince on a pig than a prince on a white horse.
17、为什么海尔兄弟只穿裤衩?因为他们没有Q币!
17. Why do Haier brothers only wear underpants? Because they don't have Q coins!
18、一句话的事儿，一句话能成事儿，一句话能坏事儿，一句话能产生一个和谐的社会。
18. A word can make a thing, a word can make a bad thing, a word can produce a harmonious society.
19、世界上根本就没有一见钟情，所谓的一见钟情，不过是你遇见了那个你一直想遇见的人。
19. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is that you meet the person you always want to meet.
20、网上都是萌妹纸，怎么在大街上一个也没有呢!
20. Online are cute girl paper, how in the street there is no one!
21、天后，月圆之夜，我在浑身脱光光洗澡澡的时候再度华丽丽地穿越了。令我精神几乎崩溃的是，同样的国家，同样的地方，时间却已经过去了十年，从前那三个黄毛小儿现在已经是帅得鬼哭神嚎，天地不容的英俊青年，一个是天下归一的神武太子，一个是令敌人闻风丧胆的冷面将军，一个是迷死万千少女不偿命的绝世神医。
21 days later, on the full moon night, when I was naked and taking a bath, I went through it again. What almost broke my mind was that ten years had passed since the same country, the same place and the same time. The three yellow haired children were handsome and crying. They were not allowed to live in the same place. One was the prince of martial arts, the other was the cold-faced general who made the enemy scared by the wind, and the other was the peerless doctor who lost thousands of young girls.
22、如果我有一天被打残了，我想知道，除了我妈，会有哪个女的哭得撕心裂肺，除了我爸，会有哪个男的，二话不
22. If I was beaten and maimed one day, I would like to know which woman, except my mother, would cry heartbreaking, which man, except my father, would cry heartbreaking
23、女朋友发了一张自拍，很快又撤回了。我说：我刚才看见流星了。她说：什么意思？我说：那是转瞬即逝的美。 2.女人这一生会爱上不同的男人。或因外表。因内涵。因多金。而男人，从爱上那个让自己一败涂地的女人后。审美，兴趣。口味。一切都在潜移默化的改变...
23. My girlfriend sent out a selfie and soon withdrew it. I said: I saw a meteor just now. She said: what do you mean? I said: it is fleeting beauty. 2. Women will fall in love with different men in this life. Or because of appearance. Because of its connotation. Because of gold. And the man, from fall in love with the woman that let oneself fail. Aesthetic, interest. Flavor. Everything is changing imperceptibly
24、--这是单眼皮==这是双眼皮
24, -- this is monocular = = this is binocular
25、有妹纸发了一条说说：我也想体验一次被人追的感觉！底下有条神回复：买东西不给钱就行了！
25. A little girl sent a message: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! There is a god reply below: do not give money to buy a thing!