1、苦逼的作业，我都说了分手，为毛你还要苦苦纠缠我，我们真的不合适！！！
1. Hard work, I said to break up, for Mao you have to pester me, we really do not fit!!!
2、问同学借作业，同学总说错了不找我
2. Ask your classmates to borrow their homework. They always say they are wrong and don't ask me
3、每一个给学生布置超多作业的老师都是这么想的:"让你们也尝尝老子当年受过的苦."
3. Every teacher who arranges too many homework for his students thinks, "let you also taste what Laozi suffered in those days."
4、在与寒假先森约会的时候总会出现一个叫寒假作业的小三.
4. When dating with xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a junior named winter vacation homework
5、交作业都喜欢把自己的作业放在下面
5. I like to put my homework below when I hand in my homework
6、挫折的眼泪不能测试爱情的重量付出的爱我收不回还欠你的我不能给
6. Tears of frustration can't test the weight of love, love I can't take back what I owe you, I can't give
7、开学了，早晨第一节课又要忙着补作业了
7. School begins, and the first class in the morning is busy making up homework
8、法海，快把咱的周末作业收了吧
8. Fahai, let's finish our weekend homework
9、放假了很无聊,又不想上学的
9. It's boring after the holiday and I don't want to go to school
10、作业，姐和你不熟，别来套近乎，一边玩去
10. Homework. I'm not familiar with you. Don't play with me
11、好想把冰箱上的【国家免检标志】贴在暑假作业上,,
11. I want to paste the national inspection free sign on the refrigerator on my summer work,,
12、现在还没有写作业的孩子，肯定能成就大事，因为你们心静如水。
12. Children who have not yet done their homework are sure to achieve great things, because your mind is as calm as water.
13、- 在家长眼里，写作业1小时是一分钟，玩电脑一分钟是一小时，写作业24小时不伤眼，玩电脑24分钟眼睛
13. - in the eyes of parents, one hour for homework is one minute, one minute for playing computer is one hour, 24 hours for homework does not hurt eyes, 24 minutes for playing computer
14、作业没做完的孩子们在哪里！！
14. Where are the children who haven't finished their homework!!
15、祖宗阿，我烧点作业给你，帮我多做做，有不会的把我的老师拉过去问问。
15. Ancestral ah, I burn some homework for you, help me do more, will my teacher pull to ask.
16、作业啊~作业~你为何苦苦相逼啊、、
16. Homework ~ homework ~ why do you work so hard
17、暑假已经过去一半了,童鞋们你敢让我看你的暑假作业呢？
17. Summer vacation is half over. Children's shoes, how dare you show me your summer homework?
18、艾玛，一边写作业一边玩q友乐园的孩纸们辛苦了
18. Emma, it's hard for the children who play q-friend park while doing their homework
19、周末不在线时，一般都是被作业压死了。
19. When you are not online at weekends, you are usually crushed by your homework.
20、我学会了说脏话 学会了抄作业 学会了攀比 学会了叛逆 学会了早恋 知道是在哪儿吗? 是在学校!
20. I learned to swear, I learned to copy homework, I learned to compare, I learned to rebel, I learned to love early. Do you know where it is? It's in school!
21、开学了。同桌总是神经的问。你作业做完没？是不是乱写的？ 我华丽丽的风中凌乱了.....
21. School begins. The same table always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled? I'm in a mess in the gorgeous wind
22、“作业怎样？”“没怎样，活得好好，养得白白的”
22. "How is your homework?" "Nothing, live well, raise white"
23、能灵敏辨识爸妈进屋的脚步声并且5秒内合上漫画或小说打开书本写作业的孩子是天才儿童~~~
23. Children who can recognize the footsteps of their parents when they enter the house and close comics or novels within 5 seconds and open books to do homework are gifted children~~~
24、我开学的愿望是：学校塌了，老师疯了，作业是别人的，你是我的-
24. My wish to start school is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework is someone else's, you are mine-
25、[ 老师，你忘记布置作业了遇到这种人，不用多想。全班一起上 ]
25. [teacher, you forget to assign homework. Don't think about meeting this kind of person. Class together]