1、我不知道是我上了大学 还是大学上了我。
1. I don't know if I went to college or university.
2、好老师无论在哪张床上都能把你们带上天堂，不好的老师直接带你们去住总统套房！
2. Good teachers can take you to heaven no matter which bed they are in. Bad teachers can take you directly to the presidential suite!
3、唯智小而图大，志陋而欲饰其短者，乐引取之，以钳天下之口，而遂其非。不然，望而知其为妄人，岂难辨哉？
3. Only those who are small in wisdom but want to be big in ambition and want to act short in ambition can be attracted by music to clamp the mouth of the world, so they are not. Otherwise, it's hard to distinguish them from others?
4、没钱的养猪，有钱的养狗。没钱的，在家里吃野菜，有钱的，在酒店吃野菜。没钱的，在马路上骑自行车，有钱的，在客厅里骑自行车。没钱的想结婚，有钱的想离婚。没钱的假装有钱，有钱的假装没钱。
4. Pigs without money, dogs with money. No money, eat wild vegetables at home, rich, eat wild vegetables in the hotel. No money, ride a bike on the road, rich, ride a bike in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married and those who have money want to divorce. The rich pretend to have no money.
5、请你记得我，记得我的名字和我撒在你身上的年华。www.fangjial.com
5. Please remember me, my name and the years I have sown on you.
6、在遇上诱惑之前他总是坐怀不乱；在没有用刑之前他总是坚贞不屈！
6. He is always at ease before he meets temptation; he is always unyielding before he is punished!
7、你自以为是的牵挂，在别人眼里只是个笑话。
7. You think it's a joke in other people's eyes.
8、我想养一堆小黄人帮我做寒假作业
8. I want to raise a bunch of little yellow people to help me with my winter vacation homework
9、中国大学教育新三化：教授老板化、老板教授化、教授老板关系密切化（大学市场文化）
9. The new three trends of university education in China: Professor boss, Professor boss, close relationship between professor and boss (University Market Culture)
10、只怪当初太单纯，被你骗走了最真的感情。
10. Just because it was too simple at the beginning, you cheated the most real feelings.
11、最怕的就是在乎的人说话突然变了口气，那种感觉就像是全世界都不要你了
11. What I fear most is that the people I care about suddenly change their tone of voice. It feels like the whole world doesn't want you
12、鱼那么爱水，水却煮鱼。我那么爱你，你却要分离。
12. Fish love water so much, but water boils fish. I love you so much, but you want to separate.
13、生活寂寞化；2.理想杯具化；3.游戏通宵化；4.艳照自拍化；5.食物恐惧化；6.证书造假化；7.女人爷们化；8.男生娘们化；9.活着虚拟化；10.婚姻闪烁化。
13. Lonely life; 2. Ideal cup; 3. All night game; 4. Self portrait; 5. Fear of food; 6. Fake certificates; 7. Masculine women; 8. Masculine men; 9. Virtual life; 10. Flashing marriage.
14、我讨厌等待所有需要等待的东西，比如等绿灯，等公车，等雨停，可是，我却在等你。
14. I hate waiting for all the things to wait, such as waiting for the green light, waiting for the bus, waiting for the rain to stop, but I'm waiting for you.
15、再见了，我那么那么爱你，虽然笨拙，但也努力做了好多，所以我不遗憾了。
15. Goodbye, I love you so much. Although I'm clumsy, I've tried to do a lot, so I'm not sorry.
16、年轻时我们放弃，以为那只是一段感情，后来才知道，那其实是一生。
16. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later, we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
17、对于某些大陆网民自以为是的言论，大家不用太在意，其实他们并没有多大的本事，只不过刚好够钱去了个网吧而己。
17. You don't need to pay too much attention to the self righteous comments of some mainland Internet users. In fact, they don't have much ability, just enough money to go to an Internet bar.
18、间最矛盾的地方就是一个人幻想彼此的未来 ， 一个人却怀念着自己的过去
18. The most contradictory thing is that a person imagines each other's future while a person misses his past
19、诗歌在全世界都是受尊重的，只有在今天的中国，连韩寒这种人都敢出来骂诗人，那种写中学生作文的XX，什么玩意？就这种人也敢对新诗说三道四？
19. Poetry is respected all over the world. Only in today's China, even people like Han Han dare to come out and scold poets. What's the XX that writes middle school students' compositions? How dare such people talk about new poems?
20、我很佩服自己可以若无其事的拿那些惨不忍睹的过去开玩笑.
20. I admire that I can make fun of those horrible past as if nothing happened
21、[ 我最害怕的事情 原来不是我无法放弃你 而是有那样一天 我突然不喜欢你了 ]
21. [the thing I fear most is not that I can't give up on you, but that one day I suddenly don't like you]
22、再见面时，我会笑的落落大方，走的坦坦荡荡，无你也不慌。
22. When I meet you again, I will smile gracefully and walk calmly without you.
23、你是我猜不到的不知所措，我是你想不到的无关痛痒。
23. You're at a loss that I can't guess. I'm a pain that you can't think of.
24、你什么都不记得，可别人还记得，记得你犯下的一切错
24. You don't remember anything, but others remember, remember all your mistakes