1、希望我没心没肺，一直快乐下去。
I hope I'm heartless and happy all the time.
2、时间就像乳沟，只要一躺下就什么都没有了！
Time is like a cleavage, as long as you lie down, there is nothing left!
3、别骂自己的孩子是小兔崽子，因为从遗传学的角度来讲，这对家长是不利的。
Don't blame your child for being a baby, because from a genetic point of view, it's bad for parents.
4、有月亮的时候不要惹我，我可能会变身。
Don't mess with me when there is a moon, I may change.
5、人生最大的悲哀就是青春不在，青春痘却还在。
The biggest sorrow of life is that youth is not there, but acne is still there.
6、我告诉你啊，今晚别关窗户，我想偷偷住进你梦里。
I tell you, don't close the window tonight. I want to live in your dream secretly.
7、食了那么多言，你饱了没有。
After eating so many words, are you full.
8、有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼。
Some people, seriously let you heartache, some people, owe flat let you toothache.
9、天气晴朗，心情好爽。我要努力，奔着自己的目标前进前进前前进。
It's sunny and I'm in a good mood. I want to work hard and move forward towards my goal.
10、用着6位数的密码，保护着2位数的余额。心累。
Using a 6-digit password to protect a 2-digit balance. My heart is tired.
11、新设计了一条内裤，写着你的名字，真是甜羞羞骚哒哒。
The new design of a pair of underwear, with your name on it, is really sweet and shy.
12、你还真别瞧不起胖子，瘦下来迷死一片一片的。
You really don't look down on fat people. You'll lose weight one by one.
13、我们的心情啊，是那么的高兴，那么的欢畅。
Our mood, ah, is so happy, so happy.
14、要把温柔跟可爱藏起来，留给喜欢的人。
We should hide tenderness and loveliness for the people we like.
15、最好的爱情也许就是，包容彼此的过去，相信彼此的未来。
Perhaps the best love is to contain each other's past and believe in each other's future.
16、世界上最痛苦的事就是从上课憋尿憋到下课，结果老师还拖堂。
The most painful thing in the world is to hold your urine from class to the end of class. As a result, the teacher still procrastinates.
17、自从初一那次捡起掉在地下的笔后，数学我就再也没听懂过。
Since the first time I picked up the pen that fell on the ground, I never understood mathematics.
18、看出来了，你五行缺真爱。
I can see that you lack true love in the five elements.
19、多希望有一天，我们可以变回陌生，我和你再重新认识一下，你看我怎么玩死你。
How I hope that one day, we can become strangers. I'll get to know you again. You can see how I play with you.
20、给你两个选择：吃屎或喜欢我。
Give you two choices: eat shit or like me.
21、本想对男神回眸一笑，不料笑出个鼻涕泡。
I wanted to smile back at the male god, but I had a snivel bubble.
22、如果我的心情能随着天气变化，那我愿永远生活在海南岛。
If my mood can change with the weather, I would like to live in Hainan Island forever.
23、很多人看久了就腻，唯独你越看越喜。
Many people are tired of watching it for a long time, but the more you watch it, the more you like it.
24、后来，我终于明白最珍贵的感情从来不用捧在手心。
Later, I finally understand that the most precious feelings never need to be held in the palm of my hand.
25、每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊。
Every time I walk alone at night, I'm afraid. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid that other people can't see me.
26、你骂我一定是因为你不够了解我，因为了解我的人，都想打我。
You scold me because you don't know me well enough, because people who know me want to beat me.
27、好的天气也是好心情的前奏曲。
Good weather is also a prelude to a good mood.
28、特别懒，没什么特长，但熬夜是一把好手。
I'm very lazy. I don't have any special skills, but staying up late is a good hand.
29、你可以偷我的句子，也可以偷我的表情，但你要是偷我的心我就要叫老公了。
You can steal my sentences, you can also steal my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.
30、蹬鼻子上脸可你的鼻梁太高了，我蹬不上。
Push your nose on your face, but the bridge of your nose is too high for me.
31、太多事都是没道理，尤其是喜欢你。
Too many things are unreasonable, especially like you.
32、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。
Others laugh at my thick clothes, but I laugh at others' cold.
33、所谓情话，就是说了一些连你自己都不相信的话，却希望对方相信。
The so-called love story is to say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other party to believe.
34、和我玩躲猫猫你肯定会输，因为你就在我心里。
Play hide and seek with me, you are sure to lose, because you are in my heart.
35、没长一张萝莉的脸不要紧，可是你敢不敢有颗爷们的心。
It doesn't matter if you don't have a Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart.
36、今天解决不了的事情，别着急、别慌，因为明天你也解决不了。
Don't worry about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.
37、晴天的午后，夏日的阳光如水般音符一样灿烂的流动，湿澈了不同的妩媚的忧伤。
Sunny afternoon, the summer sun, such as water, notes as brilliant flow, wet Che different charming sadness.
38、别把我当成情敌，放心好啦，我看不上你对象。
Don't take me as a rival. Don't worry. I don't like you.
39、要不是打不过你，早就和你翻脸了。
If I hadn't beaten you, I would have fallen out with you.
40、其实我想说你很恶心，可惜，没时间说了，因为姐吐了。
In fact, I want to say that you are disgusting. Unfortunately, I don't have time to say that because my sister vomited.
41、嘿，把你手机前置头打开我老婆被困里面了。
Hey, turn on the front camera of your phone. My wife's trapped.
42、终于知道为什么我的脚总是冰冷的了，因为腿长，供血不足，俗称高冷。
Finally know why my feet are always cold, because of long legs, lack of blood supply, commonly known as high cold.
43、只要有快递还在路上，就感觉这生活还算有点希望。
As long as the express is still on the way, I feel that this life is still a little hopeful.
44、对不起，公共厕所没有适合你的。
Sorry, public toilets don't have the right gender for you.
45、人以群分，这也是为什么我列表都这么好看的原因。
People are in groups, which is why my list looks so good.
46、世界上有两个我，一个间歇性发奋图强，一个持续性堕落放纵。
There are two selves in the world, one is intermittent striving for strength, the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.
47、考完英语听力，悟出一个道理：有些话，只说给懂的人听。
After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only for those who understand.
48、生活真的好难，希望每天都能有个好心情，有一份正能量，加油。
Life is really hard, I hope every day can have a good mood, have a positive energy, come on.
49、一旦我发现数学有题目不会做了我就跳过，这一跳我发现根本停不下来。
once I found that I couldn't do a math problem, I jumped it. I found that I couldn't stop.
50、小时候，男孩子喜欢电动玩具，女孩子喜欢娃娃。长大了就反过来了。
As a child, boys like electric toys, girls like dolls. When you grow up, it's the other way around.